Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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