Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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