the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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