I will die if light touches me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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