dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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