just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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