This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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