Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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