This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The adults are the big ones right?
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