dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Pants are for mortals
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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