I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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