my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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