I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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