After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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