Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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