I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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