i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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