yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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