We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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