Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You know, be my cock's hype man.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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