Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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