I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
