Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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