I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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