just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
