I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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