To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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