I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So. Much. Porn.
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