Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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