Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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