Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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