So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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