What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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