what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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