Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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