I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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