im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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