Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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