I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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