i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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