I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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