How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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