38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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