at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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