It's Friday. Sex?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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