My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
