do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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