North Korea, Best Korea!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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