Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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