Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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