Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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