How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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