: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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