We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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